Cat humor

[Debp*]

If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now

They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready to vomit; NOTHING makes you jump out of bed faster!

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

Cats will do as they please, relax and get used to the idea.

 

[Debp*]

Resistance is futile. No one can watch just one cat video!

An alien is seen talking to a cat. He says "We have travelled across the Galaxy to meet you! On our home planet we just love your videos!"

A dog is talking to a cat. The dog says, "I don't care what you say.... napping 18 hours a day is not a super power!"

 

[Tessa]

To give a cat a tablet get all the aids ready first.
For the cat - the tablet, a blanket, cat bio, cat treats, bits of cheese or tuna.
Fir yourself - a tranquilizer, 3 pairs of rubber gloves, 1 pair thick working gloves, bandages, germaine, cup of strong coffee.

Hide the pill in tuna or cheese. Wrap the cat in a blanket. After using germaine on thise gashes apply bandages to your arms. Now go for it!