I am sure you have heard these before but they are my favorites . . .
There is a flood and a man is sitting on his roof waiting to be saved. Two boats and a helicopter come to rescue him. He yells out, "God is coming to save me." They all leave. The man dies and goes to heaven. He asks God why he was left to drown. God says, "I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What else did you want?"
A young boy has a broken toy and he takes it to God. He asks God to fix it. Nothing happens. The boy stomps his feat and asks God why he won't fix the toy. God says, "I will as soon as you let go."
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There is a flood and a man is sitting on his roof waiting to be saved. Two boats and a helicopter come to rescue him. He yells out, "God is coming to save me." They all leave. The man dies and goes to heaven. He asks God why he was left to drown. God says, "I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What else did you want?"
A young boy has a broken toy and he takes it to God. He asks God to fix it. Nothing happens. The boy stomps his feat and asks God why he won't fix the toy. God says, "I will as soon as you let go."
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