Featherbop
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A man walks into the E.R. with a golf club wrapped around his neck, and he has bruishes all over him, and he is limping. The doctor asks what happened.
"I was playing golf with my wife. We teed up, and I hit my ball in the fairway. She hit, and it went into a pasture. We both walked over to th epasture to look for her ball. She searched by the fence, and I looked by where the cows were. I saw a golf ball in a cow's butt. I went over to it, lifted the tail, and pointing to it, called to my wife: "This looks like yours!"
"I was playing golf with my wife. We teed up, and I hit my ball in the fairway. She hit, and it went into a pasture. We both walked over to th epasture to look for her ball. She searched by the fence, and I looked by where the cows were. I saw a golf ball in a cow's butt. I went over to it, lifted the tail, and pointing to it, called to my wife: "This looks like yours!"
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