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Deborah13

Deborah13

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What does a mother cow feel for her calf? ................. Udder love.

What do porcupines ask each other on February 14th? ............ Quill you be my Valentine?

What did the giraffe say about its mate? ............ It was love at first height.

What did the cat give his girlfriend on Valentine's day? ........... Purr-fume.

What's a sheep's favorite love story? ............ Ram-eo and Ewe-liet.

Where does a wolf buy Valentine cards? ......... The Howl-mark store.

What do you call two birds in love? ............ Tweet-hearts. (Lexy thought of twitterpated. Bambi!)

Can you tell I live with a 9 year old? :wink
 
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