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Place all you knock knock jokes here.




Here's one.






Knock knock.


Atheists says: Who's there?


God says: GOD


Atheists says: God who?







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Masculine Brutus Voice :Knock! Knock!

Girly Brutus Voice: Who's There?

Masculine Brutus Voice: Interupting Cow!

Girly Brutus Voice: Interupt
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Girly Brutus Voice: Interu
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Girly Brutus Voice: Inter
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Girly Brutus Voice: Can
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some
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one stop
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this
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cow from in
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terupting
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me?
 
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you sorry your asked... :-D
 
I almost had a cow but halfway thorugh it turned into a turkey..... :o


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Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?


Your door bell doesn't work!
 
Thank you for that. I thought I was having de ja vu all over again.....



Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agatha !
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
 
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