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It's not a video but it is fun (to me):

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Do you know the exceptional method for killing flies?

I learned as a youngster somewhere, maybe my dad told me, I dunno, but I learned that flies jumped backwards as they took off. So what you do, is:
  • Wait for a fly to have landed
  • Slowly place your hands palms toward each other near the fly to enclose like you have built fences out of your hands -- close, but not close enuf to make the fly jump up and fly away
  • Slap / Clap your hands together. BUT as you do don't clap straight above the fly (compensate for their predicted backward jump direction)
  • Draw your hands backward from the direction the fly's face is pointed
  • Kill the fly with your death stroke in the kill zone - the fly will jump backward and upward to your targeted position.

They jump into the kill zone; just above and behind where the were when they sensed their impending doom.
BANG(!) dead fly number 103 of 127 and counting! That's a record. Call Guinness, I wanna beer! But not before I wash and sanitize my hands. YECH!
 
Sparrowhawke said:
  • Wait for a fly to have landed
  • Slowly place your hands palms toward each other near the fly to enclose like you have built fences out of your hands -- close, but not close enuf to make the fly jump up and fly away
  • Slap / Clap your hands together. BUT as you do don't clap straight above the fly (compensate for their predicted backward jump direction)
  • Draw your hands backward from the direction the fly's face is pointed
  • Kill the fly with your death stroke in the kill zone - the fly will jump backward and upward to your targeted position.

They jump into the kill zone; just above and behind where the were when they sensed their impending doom.
Click to expand...
...microwave for thirty seconds. Enjoy.
 
Sparrowhawke said:
Do you know the exceptional method for killing flies?

I learned as a youngster somewhere, maybe my dad told me, I dunno, but I learned that flies jumped backwards as they took off. So what you do, is:
  • Wait for a fly to have landed
  • Slowly place your hands palms toward each other near the fly to enclose like you have built fences out of your hands -- close, but not close enuf to make the fly jump up and fly away
  • Slap / Clap your hands together. BUT as you do don't clap straight above the fly (compensate for their predicted backward jump direction)
  • Draw your hands backward from the direction the fly's face is pointed
  • Kill the fly with your death stroke in the kill zone - the fly will jump backward and upward to your targeted position.

They jump into the kill zone; just above and behind where the were when they sensed their impending doom.
BANG(!) dead fly number 103 of 127 and counting! That's a record. Call Guinness, I wanna beer! But not before I wash and sanitize my hands. YECH!
Click to expand...
This I will have to fly, I mean try.
 
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