I met a man on the street who asked if I could help him out, he hadn't had a bite all week.
So I bit him.
I went to the Doctor the other day and said it hurts when I do dis.
He said don' do dat!
He also said you have a terminal disease.
I said I'd like a second opinion.
He said, okay, you're ugly too.
That'll be another $149.50
I asked will you take a check?
He said in your condition? You're crazy!
I'm surprised you don't charge for that diagnosis.
He said, good idea, that'll be another $149.50.
So I bit him.
So I bit him.
I went to the Doctor the other day and said it hurts when I do dis.
He said don' do dat!
He also said you have a terminal disease.
I said I'd like a second opinion.
He said, okay, you're ugly too.
That'll be another $149.50
I asked will you take a check?
He said in your condition? You're crazy!
I'm surprised you don't charge for that diagnosis.
He said, good idea, that'll be another $149.50.
So I bit him.
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